Customer notice on the wall of Woundabouts, a toy store in San Francisco
1. Please do touch the merchandise
2. Feel free to play with anything in the store, except the employees
3. If you break it…relax. We know you didn’t mean it.
4. Because we care…share demo toys with others!
5. Food and drinks allowed…Enjoy!
6. Speak any language…except foul.
7. If you are under 18, you must be with someone older.
8. Our toys carry a lifetime guarantee – the lifetime of the TOY, not YOURS.
9. All sales are final (more or less).
10. Most importantly, our employees are instructed Not to say, “Have a Nice Day”
Source: Nigel Barlow
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